Lately I've been trying to grow some hair on my head because I'd love nothing more than to scream and pull it out. 

If you're thinking of starting up on your own as a freelance web developer, Microsoft's WebsiteSpark might be just what you need.

Will stunts like these force Martin into therapy? Of course not - he knows that his birthday falls five days before pay-day, what more could any right-thinking person expect?

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